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Goalkeeper: Illan Meslier (Leeds United, not France)

Never closer to a full call-up but for now, Meslier remains eligible for the France Under-21 side and is likely to remain there until after the European Championship.

By then both France and Tottenham will need a long-term successor for the soon-to-be-36-year-old Hugo Lloris and Meslier could be in line for a double promotion. Perhaps by then he will look a little older than 12.

Right-back: Tino Livramento (Southampton, not England)

Possibly only ‘not England’ because he has been missing for five months with an ACL injury, though playing at right-back is a poor choice for any Englishman’s international prospects; Tariq Lamptey switched to Ghana when he saw the traffic in front of him.

Centre-back: Wesley Fofana (Chelsea, not France)

A £70m footballer that remains uncapped for his country with little prospect of that changing any time soon with France’s latest international squad featuring William Saliba, Dayet Upamecano, Jules Kounde and Benoît Badiashile, who are all 23 or under. Meanwhile, England are (rightfully) recalling Eric Dier.

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Centre-back: Gabriel (Arsenal, not Brazil)

He has sat on the Brazilian bench a few times but Gabriel remains uncapped, missing out on Tite’s latest squad along with his Arsenal teammates Gabriel Jesus and Gabriel Martinelli.

He keeps Max Kilman (capped at futsal) and Sven Botman (capped at swingball) out of a very strong, uncapped central defence.

Left-back: Ryan Sessegnon (Tottenham, not England)

There was a time when England honours looked utterly inevitable after Sessegnon made his Under-21 debut at the age of 17.

But then there was a time when England honours looked utterly impossible as he was shipped off to Hoffenheim on loan. Now the truth lies somewhere in between as Sessegnon has started four of Spurs’ seven Premier League games this season.

Central midfield: Romeo Lavia (Southampton, not Belgium)

Picking up young players dirt cheap from the biggest clubs who don’t even notice they’ve gone might just work for Southampton, who bought Lavia from Manchester City for £12m in the summer and were reportedly rejecting a £50m move from Chelsea just weeks later. Uncapped thus far – he is still only 18 – but that’s unlikely to remain the case for long.

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Central midfield: Joelinton (Newcastle United, not Brazil)

“Of course, getting in the Brazil team is an ambition. It’s a dream. I hope I can do it. My game is getting better and if I keep doing that, I hope it can be a reality.

Although, I’ve not heard anything from Brazil yet.” In fact, Joelinton has not played in Brazil colours for ten years. Come on Tite, he’s surely better than Fred.

Right wing: Jack Harrison (Leeds United, not England)

Sorry for the shunt out of position, Jack, but you played there a few times under Marcelo Bielsa so you can do us the same courtesy.

Harrison has already claimed a goal and three Premier League assists this season and is officially more creative than James Maddison, who has somehow become Andrea Pirlo in his absence from the England set-up.

Attacking midfield: Harvey Elliott (Liverpool, not England)

This is by no means a great Liverpool side but the 19-year-old is holding his own in midfield after returning from his devastating injury.

“We all forgot how good he was a year ago and he was a year younger before all the rubbish things happened. That’s the case, he is just that good,” says Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp. Full England honours are just a matter of time.

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Left wing: Allan Saint-Maximin (Newcastle United, not France)

‘I hope Didier Deschamps had his Canal + codes’ was the tweet that was then deleted and replaced with the far more diplomatic ‘More seriously, obviously I am aware that the Blues [France] are at the very, very high level and that it requires a lot of things because there is already quality in attack! But what sure is that I’m determined to keep killing myself on the pitch to be part of it one day’. He can pretend injury kept him out of France’s latest squad.

Striker: Ivan Toney (Brentford, not England)

The longer that crazy game went on, the more you absolutely knew that there was no way that Harry Kane was coming off.

Which means that Toney remained on the bench – called up but not yet capped. Now he just needs to score about ten goals in the next month to squeeze his way into the World Cup squad.

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