It’s nothing to brag about, but after six marriages, I think I qualify as an expert in what makes husbands love their wives and what makes them divorce them....CONTINUE READING
I had many opportunities to share my views with the boys at the clubhouse and can say most of them wholeheartedly confirmed my views. My lawyers sure did.
Today, I will focus on the five sentences husbands love to hear because I prefer to be positive, and I know from experience that women already know which ones their husbands hate to hear.
A warning. In the following sentences, you might notice a recurring theme. It’s because husbands have difficulties understanding what is said to them. It’s much better for all concerned if you repeat everything you say a few times.
The number one sentence husbands love to hear isn’t a sentence. It’s a word: blowjob.
The number two sentence husbands love to hear is: “if you do the dishes/laundry/cleaning/[insert chore here], I will give you a blowjob.”
Be careful here. Some women think, for example, my ex-wives, that “do the dishes/laundry/cleaning/[insert chore here], you lazy bastard,” is something husbands love to hear.
That’s not true. My version is way more popular among husbands. Trust me on this.
Sentence #3 is the same as sentence #2 because, as previously mentioned, we need things to be repeated to register them.
Sentence #4 is a variation of #2. It works and can make everybody happy IF you don’t overuse it. “Honey! Come here! It’s time for your blowjob.”
And then, when the husband shows up, you add: “oh! I forgot to do the dishes/laundry/cleaning/[insert chore here]! Could you do it, please? I’ll wait for you here. Naked.”
Sentence #5 is sometimes called the most wonderful sentence a husband could hear. It’s a play in two acts.
“Honey! Come here! It’s time for your birthday blowjob.”
“But it’s not my birthday?”
“I need to train.”
In closing, do try this at home.
Once you master these five sentences, don’t be shy and improvise some new variations. As long as you stay on theme, I’m sure your husband will love to hear your ideas…CONTINUE READING>>
