One time, I used my wife’s photo as my WhatsApp profile—a little trick I use whenever she’s upset with me and I want to bribe her. It works every time. So, on this particular occasion, she was upset with me, and I quickly changed my DP to her photo with a romantic caption. Immediately she saw it, she smiled and asked me to take her to the mall close to the house so I could get her favorite snacks and drinks.....CLICK HERE TO READ THE FULL ARTICLE>>>

To add to the bribe, on our way back, we stumbled upon a dry cleaning and laundry shop conveniently located behind our flat. It became our go-to spot for washing my office clothes. During our visit, we didn’t have physical cash with us, and the network was sluggish. The owner became familiar with us because we always went there together. My wife collected his number and showed him that she sent the money along with the receipt.

She was using my phone that day, so she saved his number on my phone. We sent him a message and I sent the receipt after the transfer. He responded with a thank you and a kissing emoji. I just smiled and showed my wife. He asked if I was home, and I said yes. At 11 PM, he chatted me up and asked if he could call me on a video call. He said he just wanted to see my face before he slept. I said okay, he could call.

He called, and I saw he was lying on the bed. I was on the bed shirtless. As soon as he saw me, he shouted, “Jesus!” and I hung up. My wife had a good laugh. I tried calling him back, but it didn’t go through, and eventually, he switched off his phone.

I went to the shop the next day and asked about him. They said he had traveled and hadn’t come back. I’m still waiting for the video call. In the meantime, I’m still taking my clothes there and continuing to use their excellent laundry service because they wash my clothes well. Tonight, I will call him on a video call, and this time, I’ll be naked…CONTINUE READING>>

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